The Spoof Video

The Real video

about 3 minutes in Drake completely loses his flow and can’t find anything in his BB to rap. So much for it being a “freestyle”. Oh well, He still has the hottest mixtape of 09… maybe period.

Here is the excerpt from the interview. Since I couldn’t find a link online for Alanna and Odessa, I just typed what I read from the newest Vibe Magazine… with Drake on the cover.

VIBE: You did a couple of Drake Spoofs that were spot on. Why doesn’t dude look into the camera?

AFFION CROCKETT: He might be self-conscious about them thick eyebrows. Them windshield siper joins. OOr that might be part of his swag., like: If I don’t give a lady eye contact, they’ll want some more. The ones [in the spoof] were just some caterpillars off the ground. I just laid ’em on my forehead for a quick second. The thing about impressions is just getting part of their essence down. I don’t feel like I sound or look exactly like none of these cats, but I do it close enough to where it’s believable. Its supposed to be funny. I’m not trying to become these people.

My list

I eat what I like, but I don’t like AppleJacks

I love good food.

I love good movies. I walk out on the sh*tty ones.


I can be sarcastic at times.

Fall is the best season of the year.

Macaroni and Cheese is the true meaning behind Thanksgiving

Cranberry and dressing is a close 2nd

Mac > PC

I have to have new socks… soft and brandnew

iLove my iPhone, and buy it lots of accessories.

I love music, good music.

Sade, Alicia Keys, Jill Scott, Portishead, John Mayer, Robin Thicke

Bose Quiet Comfort 3 is what bliss sounds like.

I’m 1/ 3 fluent in Spanish jajaja.

Penguins of Madagascar

I like watching football and playing basketball.

I drink quality liquor… and want a single malt scotch right now.

Thievery Corporation

Fresh air

Women are God’s most beautiful creation

I have owned 4 Kawasaki Motorcycles and 1 Honda

Wheat > White



The illuminated keyboard on the MacBook Pro is one of the world’s finest inventions.

Richard Pryor= 2 funniest words in comedy

I listen.

I’m a Scorpio.

Prada + Versace = dope

LA Lakers

I turn the AC on just to get under the covers

Jay-Z, Kanye West, The Roots, Eminem, 50 Cent, Mos Def, Common, Lupe Fiasco

I love Nikon DSLR’s

Economy class is uncomfortable.

I love traveling

Patron Anejo

I use girly lotions, soaps, and shampoo



Nia Long, Kerry Washington, Gabrielle Union, Meagan Goode

Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Robert Downey Jr., Brad Pitt, Will Ferrell

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, The Wire, The Boondocks, Family Guy


American Muscle


Being from Flint

Maxim and GQ magazine

I despise dirty dishes… In the cabinet